Dolphin comedy

Anemone has agreed to meet with me this evening.

Perhaps I should explain why I have been so alarmed by Nigel’s behavior.

Back in the days of the ridiculous Ghoul Squad, Nigel said that if he was ever replaced by a robot or master of disguise, or likewise possesed by demons, he would give us a signal. And people wonder why I consider him such a loon! Anyway, this sign would be a mention of an alleged affair between myself and Persephone and a book of poems. Naturally, I dismissed this stupid idea, as I did with all of the other nonsense Nigel was spewing in those Ghoul Squad days.

But now I fear my former friend may be in danger.

Avshalom, kinyan, Hanslick

Ah, nothing like 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep, a bath, and a shave. Now, I need to pay bills, do laundry and WARN KIKI AND NINA! According to Nina & Kiki, ‘Nigel’ said

“once, years ago, i had a crush on persephone. the kind you have on someone that you know nothing about. little did i know that she was romancing p at the same time. when p found a book of poems i had written for her from afar. . . . let’s just say we haven’t been close since. and on the strength of that book of poems, persephone has deluded herself into thinking i have a passionate love for her! ”

For once, I have to commend Nigel, the true Nigel that is, for his foresight in all of his ridiculous Ghoul Squad training. Is this new Nigel an imposter or is this some sort of nefarious mind control?

As distasteful as it is to admit it, I fear that I may need to enlist the aid of Ms. Greathouse.

Vaqueros Oliveti

In a sense, it is a pity that I am not a sexual invert. Mick is quite an impressive man. It took him mere hours to locate Junie. I wonder how Sol knows him? I convinced Sol not to cut off his dreds until everyone back home can see them. His hair grows so quickly.

Whole Trip

Perhaps because of my help with Junie, Pepper will agree to speak to me again. Of course, I would have been happy to help no matter what. To be perfectly honest (can anyone truly be perfectly honest?), I don’t think I was of much help. I spent most of the time in India fending off Mick’s advances and attempting to barter poems for information. Perhaps now Pepper will now listen long enough for me to explain that it was all a horrible misunderstanding. Perhaps now she will tell me why she is so angry at Nina & Kiki.